Loosing weight … is war!
Praying … is war!
Watering flowers … is war!
Bodybuilding … is war!
Thinking outside the box … is war!
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Playing Elephant … is war!
Watching TV
… is war!
Soccer
… is war!
Shaving and taking pictures … is war!
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Falling asleep while reading
… is war!
Reading fairy tales
… is war!
Shooting pussies
… is war!
Newton reenactment
… is war!
True Blackmetal = Pandas!
Smiling for the passport photo
… is war!
Catching pizzas
… is war!
Editorial posing
… is war!
Zipping a zipper
… is war!
Presenting presents
… is war!
Make up
… is war!
Taking selfies
… is war!
Tanning
… is war!
Dropping the SLR
… is war!
Wiping dust
… is war!
Telekinesis
… is war!
Eating tomatoes
… is war!
Pegging out washing
… is war!
Singing Christmas Songs
… is war!
Explaining the size of the universe
… is war!
Gardening a zen garden
… is war!
Being photographed with an open sports-jacket without any underware is … war. ;-)